Small batches
We ship often, break things quietly in staging, and panic loudly only on Slack.
A four-person crew (plus one office dog on payroll in spirit). We build Crimvex so POs, receipts, and invoices share one source of truth — fewer email threads and mystery spreadsheets, and a lot less "which file was final?"
Procurement doesn't need more software — it needs fewer places for truth to hide.— Northbound Binary
We're not trying to boil the ocean — just make buying things at work feel intentional, fast, and a little less cursed.
We ship often, break things quietly in staging, and panic loudly only on Slack.
Fewer toggles, clearer flows — you shouldn't need a manual to raise a PO.
No chatbot that quotes the docs you already read. (We might still quote the docs, but with empathy.)
Any resemblance to developers still debugging production on a Friday is purely coincidental.
Former spreadsheet whisperer. Now writes Convex mutations before coffee. Believes every PO should have a paper trail and a punchline.
Turns Figma chaos into pixels you can actually click. Once fixed a layout bug by renaming a div. Refuses to explain.
If it deploys at 3am, Casey was probably awake anyway. Keeps staging honest and production boring — in a good way.
Translates 'the button doesn't work' into reproducible steps. Writes the help text you actually read instead of skipping.
We barely have matching desk plants — but we read every message that isn't trying to sell us SEO.